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Drunk; specifically very, very drunk.
I'm f*cking shmasted!
by Sport 2 Katz November 11, 2006
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A portmanteau of carpe diem, a Latin phrase that means “Seize the Day!” and DM, which stands for Direct Messages. This word means seizing the day via DMs.
Dude 1: Bro I just got Arnold Schwarzenegger’s number!
Dude 2: Carpe DM, bro, Carpe DM.
by LolWut098 December 30, 2020
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A mix of being shit faced and wasted. Extremely drunk.
Imma get Shmasted!!!
by H20ashlyn November 22, 2015
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