Someone incapable of recognizing the historicity of human experience.

We want shmaryunkie! = We're feeling Geschichteschmerz (see weltschmerz)
We want shmaryunkie! = We're feeling a bit Geschichteschmerz (see Weltschmerz) and just want to indulge in some lighthearted entertainment.
by mendelix April 01, 2021
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