(Adj.) Being extremely drunk; CRAZY: Blackout; Blank; aggressive; uncontrollable; unable to handle; higher than shitfaced and hammered
Last night you were shmammered!!!! Do you remember?!
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To be belligerently drunk or hammered while also being higher than the sky itself to make for a great time.
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The act of being so drunk you act like a fool and usually end up praying to the porcelain god, or sleeping naked in a bush in your nieghbors yard.
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the state of mind when one realizes that they have had entirely too much to drink and is now being carried, wheeled, or thrown out of the area where the alcohol consumption is taking place
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