Urban Dictionary: shmacockus

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(Shmuhh-cock-es)
modern insult in reference to a pre - historic douche bag. For i.e

Fred: "well you see, a sloot is a female who gets a lot of vitamin D."

Jim:"Yeah I got it, shmacockus..."

by Rockachu February 16, 2014

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A portmanteau of carpe diem, a Latin phrase that means “Seize the Day!” and DM, which stands for Direct Messages. This word means seizing the day via DMs.

Dude 1: Bro I just got Arnold Schwarzenegger’s number!
Dude 2: Carpe DM, bro, Carpe DM.

by LolWut098 December 30, 2020

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