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to be extremely drunk or high, but at the same time, enjoyable.

Also used as a verb to "shmack", or as an adverb as in "shmacking."
"this video shows others in their words, getting "shmacked""

"i'm obviously shmacked as hell right now"
"walt thank you very much, more on shmacking, later"
"to commerate being shmacked the creators of the video are now selling T-shirts."
by General Chow Mein February 25, 2012
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May 19 Word of the Day
Voluntarily Celibate.
A person who chooses to be celibate. Can be for any given amount of time, for a short period or for their entire life. Can be for religious reasons or not.

related: incel
-Priests are volcel (or at least they're supposed to be).

-Gary was so upset after the divorce he became volcel for the rest of his life.
by kay_see October 23, 2007
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To become intoxicated to the point of not even being able to stand up, know what's going on, or correctly pronounce any word.
Dude, I was so shmacked from playing loko pong that I fucked a cow.
by Pfffffttttt October 21, 2010
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Dumb way of saying smacked. Just means that youre really really high off some good marijuana.
I was so shmacked last night.
by thebx41 September 20, 2012
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To be so drunk or so high to the point of not being able to function.
"Man I was so shmacked last night I couldn't even say George Washington."

"I'm shmacked!"
by 12368kyl October 10, 2009
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