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When you got sh*t wasted too fast and cannot consume anymore.
-Bro let's get more beers!
-Brah I'm shlumpt.
by Dfrenchpirate October 05, 2015
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v. collectively or individually finding someone/something to blame for a problem, as opposed to brainstorming which connotes finding solutions to a problem

n. the act of finding someone/something to blame for a problem

(from a TV ad for HD television)
The committee commenced blamestorming over the situation rather than seeking solutions to the problem.
by TBea April 22, 2008
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Being excessively tired. Sometimes after doing drug's or drinking alcohol.
I just popped four percs and I feel so shlumpt bro , I can barely keep my eyes open.
by Fatherclout January 09, 2018
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