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to describe the cost of something with little value.
you tight bastard Steve, that present must have cost you shlumpence!
by shlumpmeister Steve June 19, 2009
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May 11 Word of the Day
A euphemism for “kill me” now that composting oneself after one’s death has become popular.
All right, why don’t you just compost me?
by Dr Bunnygirl March 22, 2020
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