what u have up ur ass
Damn how'd that shlong get in there?
by Shlong Master June 5, 2003
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Word describing the male sex organ. Made renowned by WiLL aka. BiGHeAD_.
BiGHeAD has a HHHHHOOOOOOGGGGGGEEEEEEE(BIG) "SCHLONG".
Believe iT. = )
by BiGHeAD! March 19, 2003
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it is used when doing an impression of a sloth.
"look everyong im a sloth! SSSSHHHHHLLLLLOOOOONNNNNGGGGG!!!"
by lizzie layne November 5, 2003
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A confection consisting of a piece of hard candy attached to the end of a small stick which dissolves easily in the mouth.
kabluey kekek
by Anonymous March 19, 2003
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1) The nonscientific, and more commonly recognized name for a grossly huge, long and slimy...banana slug. A particular variety found in vegetable gardens throughout the continents capable of devouring much vegetation in a short amount of time.

2) Human penile envy in comparison to the undeniable resembalence of the banana slug to a mans penis, aka, wishful thinking, minus the green shade in color
1) Farmer John: "Dang-nabbit! Those @#*& shlongs have cleaned me out of my cucumbers!"

2) after Farmer John has taken a closer look: "Holy cucumbers, zucchini's and everything else longer than 5 inches...if I only had a shlong the size of THAT!...why, wouldn't Martha be one screamin happy hag!" (*chuckle-chuckle*)
by Jo-mama November 9, 2003
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a pigs shriviled limp dick after a drive by shooting.
when the pig shot at the gang members and they shot pack his shlong shiriviled up and all the niggers laffed.
by Johnney Hooligan November 4, 2003
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