Bro, that girl is a real Shlong hopper.
Bro, I know, she can really take a lot of cock up the ass.

Kleyber is such a shlong knocker

“Does K really like him?”
...
“Nah, Alex is just another notch, she’s a shlong logger.”

my shlong sack is so hard

Ay girl you tryna get this Shlong Sauce on that thicc ass of yours.

Yo last night Stacy dropped by and I busted Shlong Sauce all in her.

Dude I made a shlong shot last night

She shlong slapped me so hard