A large in size and diameter cock, it is ready to jizz in a moments notice
Sally wants Danny to have a fat shlong because he takes to long to nut
by Candy Brown October 03, 2021
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The Shlong Blaster is a devastating weapon of mass destruction used purely by meme gods and internet nerds, often used during heated online arguments that never have any real climax. The Shlong Blaster is the weapon of choice for users of online gaming, the weapon shoots imaginary THROBBING COCKS that discharge a leathal dose of a milky white substance. The Shlong Blaster is an effective tool to use when online conflicts are getting out of hand.
"Come at me bitch, I'll use my Shlong Blaster on you!"
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Gotta get my cock up to industry standards. Time to use the old shlong bong and pump up.
by HUD1974 August 06, 2020
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Used for somebody that has done something stupid, or as a general mocking insult. From the word shlong
"you shlong for brains!!"

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"Yo shlong for brains, how art thee?"
by Adam the Flatulent October 11, 2007
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