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Not just a general term for the male genitalia, but one that describes a penis with substantial length and girth.
Holy shit, check out the shlong on that porn star!! He's really packin' some meat!
by Aw yeah October 14, 2003
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Misspelling of the world "schlong," or penis. Probably derived from the German "schlange" for snake, which, pronounced in German, must have sounded like "schlong" to native English speakers.
Wow, that horse has got a pretty huge schlong. I don't know if those fifth graders on their field trip to the zoo should be seeing this.
by anonymous January 02, 2004
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The male genitillia that is large in both length and girth!
Not jokin but did u see Jason before in the showers! He had a cunt of a shlong!
by jason wearmouth December 29, 2008
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A LOOOOOOOOONG DICK that is used to scare off girls, mainly virgins
VIRGIN GIRL:"That guy has a shlong, RUN!"
by Jotaku December 21, 2004
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A large wang, penis, knocker, rocket, rod, cock, dick, pecker, tally wacker, male gozonga,
Hey bitch want to suck my shlong ho!
by SHlong sucker 2000 May 16, 2003
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