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What you say when you see a dick so well hung, you condense the phrase "Shit that's long" to shlong.
I had one NICE ride on that shlong.
by anstsabvrhsn February 23, 2010
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a ridiculously large penis that can only be achieved by surgery.
I was watching porn and this guy had a shlong so massive i chopped mine off in respect for it.
by i am legitimate July 21, 2009
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1) a long penis. opposite of "shlort"

kudos to Russell Peters
Girl 1: "man my boyfriends dick is such a shlong!"
Girl 2: "OMG you're so lucky!!!"
by snakeye February 20, 2009
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