A large in size and diameter cock, it is ready to jizz in a moments notice

Some guy with a big dick

The Shlong Blaster is a devastating weapon of mass destruction used purely by meme gods and internet nerds, often used during heated online arguments that never have any real climax. The Shlong Blaster is the weapon of choice for users of online gaming, the weapon shoots imaginary THROBBING COCKS that discharge a leathal dose of a milky white substance. The Shlong Blaster is an effective tool to use when online conflicts are getting out of hand.

A penis pump

Used for somebody that has done something stupid, or as a general mocking insult. From the word shlong

Playing ping pong with your penis or erection

good puss