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A penis that is so long it shows out of your shorts and it is skinny
Jessica; “ Oh my god did you see Bobs shlong diddly? “
Becky : “ No what does it look like”
by M4DL4DS February 08, 2021
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Jul 19 Word of the Day
the art of remembering an arousing occurrence or some porn you watched while masturbating, often handy if you have no porn or your in the shower
dude i had the best memory wank the other night, i was thinking about that time I walked in on your mum in the shower
by fonzatron2000 April 28, 2007
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