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A penis that is too big to penetrate the coochie.
Woah dude, thats one hell of a shlepdongle.

Hey, can I see your shlepdongle?
by yurtyurt69 April 22, 2020
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Sep 11 Word of the Day
when you're hungover as shit after a spending a night drunk as a skunk
I'm hungover as a duck let's go get some grub
by pokeythepony June 25, 2021
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