To be extremely intoxicated with alcoholic beverages

A shizer wilhelm is any shit you have taken or are about to take that could possibly be your largest or nastiest one. To refer to a past shit as a shizer wilhelm mass defecation must have taken place and the aftermath witnessed by one credible person. Pronounced Shh-eye-zer will-helm

Shizer Minelli; The act of taking a shit so painstakingly gratifying, the end words from the relieving sigh of passing this hideous monster through the bowels of ones colon, one can't help but utter the phrase. "Shizer Minelli".

"A turd that looks like and feels like a Minelli".

Shizer Mon can be used in basically any way you want it. This work is multi functional.

often referred to as a "shit mouth" it is when a man, usually german, moves his bowels(shits) in the womans mouth during sex. Not to be confused with dirty sanchez.

When you take a massive dump and the water in the toilet wets your entire ass

German for "Shit Beard". Refers to a person with a totally lame beard, grown for all the wrong reasons. Usually worn by someone who thinks they are way cooler then they really are. The bearer of a Shizer Bart is usually one who flatulates on a more than normal basis.