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A word used instead of shit, especially when you are just saying shit, before remebering not to swear.
Kid: Daddy, you forgot your wallet.
Dad: Oh SHI...zen, Shizen!
Kid: 0_o ?
by Saldan June 29, 2008
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Jun 1 Word of the Day
The two states of being are as a human being, or a hungry ghost. Semi-regularly you need to ask yourself which you are. Sometimes it is human. Others, alas, it is hungry ghost.

The hungry ghost seeks validity outside of themselves. Someone pining for an indifferent ex is a hungry ghost. Someone who arrives alone at 6:30 on Saturday night to a pub is probably a hungry ghost. Obsessive checking of mobile phones, chat sites or networks are clear signs that one is a hungry ghost.

The best thing to do is just stay home and ride it out. Read a book. Find some good clean fun.
Mate: How are you?
Dumped: I'm a hungry ghost, man.

Mate: What'd ya do last night?
HG: Urg. I hungry ghosted around The Oxford for a few hours, then walked home past her house, and HIS car was there...

Mate: Why'd you call man?! It's just rampant hungry ghostery.
by Dr Winterbourne February 16, 2009
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a word for people giving up swearing, a replacement word for sh!t
oh shizen, i dropped my phone!
this film is so shizen!!!
you're full of bull shizen
this is the shizen
im just shizening around
by wenis25something June 05, 2013
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It's a drink

It was made from a lot of random stoof and tasted good. Unless with milk...

It was thrown at cannon for no particular reason... well there was thought to have been a reason, but it was later established that it was without reason
"Dude make me a Shizen"
"Sure thing, Bitchman"

-Cannon sits there silently-
"WHAT??!!" *Charelle throws drink at him*

"Dude, what happened to this Shizen??"
"Shit, I put milk in it, shouldn't have done that! Is it crap?"
"Oh yes, it's crap."
by Bleh November 05, 2004
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Friend 1: Hey, have you watched Rabbit Saviors yet?
Friend 2: I only watched it because of Shizen
by ArcticTaco July 27, 2020
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