Urban Dictionary: shiz

"...damn i can't help it...but everytime she goes down on me i shiz myself"

by Shaida September 20, 2003

A way of explaining something around that older people without getting them too upset.

This shirt loks like shiz grandmama. That shiz it tight tho.

by Jasmine Gordon July 07, 2005

The word stupid white people say when they're trying to be cool but cant quite pronounce "fo' shizzle" right.

Yo homeeeeeeeezzzzzzzzz! Thiz iz off DA hizzzzeeeee fore shiznesss DAUG!

by Annerz October 24, 2004

verb-having a sh*t on the loo while having a jhizz (cum)

omg he just had a shizz in my toilet

wait till you get home to have a shizz

by succ daddy1 November 10, 2017

Jackie, Brittany, and Jackie's mom are watching TV

Jackie: Did you know that Bernie Mac died?
Jackie's mom: Holy sh*t!
Brittany: Holy shiz!

by CrAziiTxTr August 09, 2008