A tall and cute piece of shit that will never your reply to your texts but you can always rely on him for being there when u really need him. A dude who is never afraid to stand up for what is right. Although he might be stupid as hell, he will still always be loved by everybody he knows. A sweetheart that everyone wish they knew before. A person that thinks they know pickup lines but actually suck- nvm hes actually good. An overall freaking cutie.

A few weeks ago, no one had “cheugy” in their vocabulary . Now everything is saturated with the word. It’s in our heads. It’s in our homes. Everyone is asking: “Am I cheugy? Am I a basic ass bitch? Am I GUILTY of being cheugy?”

The proliferation of cheugy in the mainstream discourse can only be attributed to one source: mental terror. It’s an orchestrated psychological trap to make you question your tastes and interests in the eyes of others.

You are not a cheug. YOU’RE PERFECT!!!!

It is very suspicious that the cheugy mascot is a Minion, a literal cyclops, a deformed
yellow panopticon in overalls ... do not let the all-seeing eye to control you. Be vigilant. Resist cheugy psyops.