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shitwrench is a spanner like object used to scoop, or carry an animals or human shit. The invention was invented by a bloke called Jeff from Bristol, 2007. It can also be used as an offensive term, instead of 'arsehole'.
'get lost you shit wrench'.
'I'll shove that shitwrench up yr crapper in a minute'
by Tarjaaa May 31, 2007
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A jack off buddy (from 'cum' /'come', meaning 'semen', and 'companion'); a friend that you get together with for sessions of solo or mutual masturbation
Variant of: cumpanion (from 'companion' & 'cum'); jack off buddy & wank bud & JO buddy
Similar to: fuck buddy
My bf and I used to really get it on together, but now it's just the occasional cumpadre wank
by Gladys Pipps-Knightley May 14, 2007
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Another term for a spanner like tool used for anal intercourse.
Used in a sentance.."Alright zoe pull that shitwrench out of your ass and let me have a go!".
by Jeffthefork May 30, 2007
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