Urban Dictionary: shitting the shower

Nah man, we ain’t dating. We just shitting the shower.

by Onthedownlow May 09, 2019

(Verb) The act of taking a shit, then immediately showering as an alternative to wiping ones ass. Usually practiced my young males.

"Curses, the toilet paper is out, guess its time for a shit and shower."

by Lusty McLester November 05, 2005

A routine done by the average male in which he takes a shower immediately after a shit.

by Alen A. June 16, 2004

how prison inmates would describe a short term sentence in prison such as one or two months

there long enough for a shit and shower and then go home

by blue ship October 04, 2006

When one takes a dump and doesn't bother with TP as they have to shower anyway.

John: hey bro I'm gonna take an Shit and Shower

Sam : Kk don't forget to rinse the shower

by FelonLady September 11, 2013

When a fat person can't reach they're ass and decides that showering would be a good alternative to wiping ones ass.

In Black slang: "that lady is so fat i bet she shit and shower"

by Aliencj July 03, 2006

When you take a rank dump and conceal the scent by taking a shower immediately after, leaving no one the wiser

man sallys been in the bathroom a while she must have shit n showered.

by snaketown November 14, 2006