The art of arrogantly discussing yourself. Such topics of discussion include your body shape, your achievements, and your penis size, in addition to your ability to shit into the wind. Wind Shitters (n) often post information to social media that no one else gives a shit about.
by hooleeuhsuarez September 02, 2014
A phrase that means having terrible diarrhea that is difficult to contain and tends to splatter back on the sufferer as if shitting into the wind.
by onehandcrabbing December 01, 2011
by Annafc April 23, 2016
by Erin Lambert September 29, 2006
An adjective to describe that feeling you get before everything goes to shit or it can be used to describe a shitty situation.
Cop 1: Shhh. Did you hear that Andy.
Cop 2: What is Mr.Larry.
Cop 1: It's the shit winds Andy they are blowing my boy.
Cop 2: What is Mr.Larry.
Cop 1: It's the shit winds Andy they are blowing my boy.
by Lord busts a turd February 03, 2019
a person who is over shadowed by everyone and always tooken as granted by ignoring, never noticing, not caring what their doing or saying.
by awsomeqman25 August 13, 2011
A paniced state of confusion where there are multiple obvious choices for courses of action, but the subject, overwhelmed and shocked, freezes up and does nothing.
Bill was flirting with this gorgeous babe all night then when she took her top off, he didn't know wether to shit or wind his watch!!!
by Uncle Duke October 23, 2009