"What would you do if your mum turned out to be a Albanian horse named Al Broncho Habsil?"
"I'd shit bricks."
"I'd shit bricks."
by Earl85 April 1, 2008
by iamoftheschitter December 29, 2022
A verb used to emphasize that a large spectacle has happened in the presence of a witness, who then defecated building blocks on the spot.
It is commonly used in the past tense in the following format:
"When (insert), I shat bricks (./!)"
where the (insert) is filled with a noun affecting/completing an action or being affected by a verb and the sentence is ended with either a period or exclamation mark (./!)
It is also utilized as a phrase of exclamation, also in past tense. This clause is preceded by a remark or sentence which could be reformatted into the form above. However, this form is not as prevalent as the abovementioned.
It is commonly used in the past tense in the following format:
"When (insert), I shat bricks (./!)"
where the (insert) is filled with a noun affecting/completing an action or being affected by a verb and the sentence is ended with either a period or exclamation mark (./!)
It is also utilized as a phrase of exclamation, also in past tense. This clause is preceded by a remark or sentence which could be reformatted into the form above. However, this form is not as prevalent as the abovementioned.
Noun affecting or completing an action
"When Bender saw it, he shat bricks."
Noun being affected by an object
"When that guy got hit by that snow plow, I shat bricks!"
Exclamation
"I shat bricks!"
Note: 'To shit bricks' is never used in its infinitive form and is conjugated in any of the twelve tenses
"When Bender saw it, he shat bricks."
Noun being affected by an object
"When that guy got hit by that snow plow, I shat bricks!"
Exclamation
"I shat bricks!"
Note: 'To shit bricks' is never used in its infinitive form and is conjugated in any of the twelve tenses
by FlTr February 11, 2009
"when you see it, you'll shit bricks."
by efesen March 13, 2008
Being in a tough situation, like going to a girls house that you really like and not knowing what to say...
by NotRobert July 10, 2009
1) an asshole/enemy/moron friend
2) A person who is or is suspected of
being involved with the act of recieving anal sex from a girl with a strap on. The term comes from the resulting brick shape the shit is believed to have taken.
2) A person who is or is suspected of
being involved with the act of recieving anal sex from a girl with a strap on. The term comes from the resulting brick shape the shit is believed to have taken.
1) Lee was being a cock block again? What a fucking shit brick.
2)Lee, you would take it in the ass from a girl you shit brick
2)Lee, you would take it in the ass from a girl you shit brick
by trabes trabler February 25, 2004