When one is so intoxicated that they lose control and void their bowels straight into their pants.
"What's going on there Nelly? Your looking a bit green. Oh my God he shat his pants, he's got shit stained balls!"
by Doggertron May 06, 2010
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the act of wiping your friends moms ass with your balls then sticking them in her cooch (vagina)
last night me and your mom did shit balls mother fucker in your mamas cooch.
by awesome24678 May 26, 2010
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Being so surprised to the point that you inevitably shit so hard your testicles come out.
Dudebro: Dude I went sky diving yesterday.
Broseph: How was it?
Dudebro: The main parachute didn't work, I was so scared I shit my balls off.
by BigPenisBoi1234567891011121314 February 18, 2021
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Person 1: Hey, did you see how many terrorists are hiding in that building?

Person 2: Yeah, there's a shit ass balls ton!
by Penguin156 August 24, 2009
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1. When a girl is riding you and she shits (whether accidentally or intentionally) on your balls. This is considered to be the greatest fear of select men.

2. Can also be said when something unexpected or bad happens.
1. Guy 1: This girl was riding me like stallion and her ass aids landed right on my testicles.

Guy 2: Wow... Did you rub her face in it so she knew not to do it again?

2. Shit on my balls I just stubbed my toe.
by Berkut143346 May 17, 2010
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