shittin' the ponce's pisser

a crappy outing

Ever since Chris Young ate at Ponce's he has been shittin' the ponce's pisser.

by Tony Wadd May 16, 2009

Caught Ya Shittin!

When you catch somebody in a lie or doing something they aren’t supposed to be doing.

Sarah- “Did I really say those things last night?”
Bob- “Oh yeah, you were lying through your teeth. Totally caught ya shittin!”

by John Sonix October 19, 2020

clickin' n' shittin'

The act of doing computer or smartphone-based work while using the toilet.

Person 1: I have too much work to do. I can't even find time to take a shit.
Person 2: Sounds like it's time for some clickin' n' shittin'

by eurodigitalpartners July 9, 2018

Shittin Tickets

Phrase that will soon replace “toilet paper”

“Hey man, you got any spare shittin tickets?”
“Yeah I’ll throw em over”

by I’m Retartoad March 8, 2019

Shittin disappointed

1. Taking a massive shit only to realize that there is no toilet paper in sight and nobody to bring it to you

2. The feeling that a nice, godzilla-like shit is coming only to drop an m&m size shit

I'm was shittin disappointed, I was alone in the middle of the woods taking a massive shit and there was no toilet paper.

by Scotty C May 8, 2016

Shittin on my Foot?

you kiddin me?

Dude, no way...you shittin on my foot?

by joseph the unfamiliar prophet October 1, 2010

Shittins

Disposable gloves to have by the toilet to put on before you wipe your ass with tissue to make sure you don't get any shit on your fingers.

I need to take a crap, but I need my Shittins.

by Kyle Scoops November 16, 2017