When a woman is so fat and she does not know she is pregnant, she thinks she has to drop a deuce and ends up birthing the baby in the crapper.

A phrase used to describe an unlikely or unfortunate event. Often used to express disbelief.

Being well off financially.

Slang for, "You're joking."

to be extremly angry and let everyone know about it

to describe someone who is full of themself, conceited, arrogant, thinks they're perfect ect. especially when they shouldnt be.

What my Jewish grandmother used to say. Like, when she was sewing.