You're the shit if you can pop a wheelie on your motorcycle. You're the shittiest if you can do a stoppie with a supermodel riding bitch.

Bill: Dude! I'm the shit!

Ted: No dude, that guy is the shittiest! Oh damn, how does she do that with her helmet on?

phone: why don’t you go to sleep tommy it’s 2 in the morning?
tommy:why don’t you die you dumbazz