Urban Dictionary: shittake

Top definition

1. A type of mushroom.
2. Cover up word for 'shit'.

1. "Yum, I love shittake mushrooms!"
2. Person 1: Oh shit...
Person 2: What?!
Person 1: ...take mushrooms
Person 2. Oh.

by Darth Bob December 11, 2004

Jul 19 Word of the Day

the art of remembering an arousing occurrence or some porn you watched while masturbating, often handy if you have no porn or your in the shower

dude i had the best memory wank the other night, i was thinking about that time I walked in on your mum in the shower

by fonzatron2000 April 28, 2007

1. The take of shitting, such as spit-take, only shitting on accident.

2. Sharting

3. An accident

Baby Lisa just did a shittake.

I was so scared I might have had a shittake.

When you accidentally say Shit in a public place then yell TAKE! As in the mushroom.

* Le guy sitting at restaurant*

*Knocks over Glass*
Guy: SHIT...TAKE!

by PwillyFTW January 07, 2014

Dutch: Wasabii, Bean??
Bean: Shittake! Want to come chilll?

by HempNaturelle January 29, 2009

Something which is both shit and tacky

by Hot-Box April 14, 2009