Urban Dictionary: shittake

Top definition

1. A type of mushroom.
2. Cover up word for 'shit'.

1. "Yum, I love shittake mushrooms!"
2. Person 1: Oh shit...
Person 2: What?!
Person 1: ...take mushrooms
Person 2. Oh.

by Darth Bob December 11, 2004

Sep 16 Word of the Day

(noun) A successful type of theft which results in an acceptable, impressive and rewarding payday for the protagonist.

Last night, hit a good lick. I brought home three figures easy for about two hours worth of my time. Not too bad I don't think.

by Nikki Stixx January 18, 2021

1. The take of shitting, such as spit-take, only shitting on accident.

2. Sharting

3. An accident

Baby Lisa just did a shittake.

I was so scared I might have had a shittake.

When you accidentally say Shit in a public place then yell TAKE! As in the mushroom.

* Le guy sitting at restaurant*

*Knocks over Glass*
Guy: SHIT...TAKE!

by PwillyFTW January 07, 2014

Dutch: Wasabii, Bean??
Bean: Shittake! Want to come chilll?

by HempNaturelle January 29, 2009

Something which is both shit and tacky

by Hot-Box April 14, 2009