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Every activity which includes doing stupid shit on the internet, when you actually know there is something more meaningful to do right now. Shitsurfing is a form of escapism.
Why is jim watching funny memes on the internet, shouldn't he be working?
Oh he's just shitsurfing.
Why is Tom watching other people fuck on a screen, shouldn't he leave the house?
Oh, he's just shitsurfing.
Why is Tiffany buying her 11th pair of shoes this month though she obviously doesn't need any?
Oh , she's just shitsurfing
Oh he's just shitsurfing.
Why is Tom watching other people fuck on a screen, shouldn't he leave the house?
Oh, he's just shitsurfing.
Why is Tiffany buying her 11th pair of shoes this month though she obviously doesn't need any?
Oh , she's just shitsurfing
by Pagawaga February 15, 2016
May 4 Word of the Day
A portmanteau of carpe diem, a Latin phrase that means “Seize the Day!” and DM, which stands for Direct Messages. This word means seizing the day via DMs.
by LolWut098 December 30, 2020