The act of sharting whilst sporting a g-string causing the fecal matter to become disrupted by the interfering underwear and launch forth in two separate directions.

Internet persona(s) who happens to follow you and you happen to follow them back and maintain communication with and have a mutual liking for eachother whether it be friendship wise, etc. (Mutuals if more than one mutual)

Someone's butt crack.

The act in which a grown man wears a thong(preferably yellow) and takes a shit. The thong in turn spliting the pinched load in half to either side of the thong.

When two people shot gun a single beer, two holes in one beer.

The feeling you get when you first know you need to shit.

Something so ball droppingly amazing that when you take to the crapper you will find to your amazement your shit has indeed been split.