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Origin. Shit + expectations

Noun. An expectation that things will turn out badly. The opposite of great expectations
I'm dreading Christmas this year, wanna hear my festive shitspectations?
by Dick Shunery December 21, 2014
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Jul 6 Word of the Day
A polite term for shoving a lubricated probe into the Earth's hole to release gas.
Earth: I'm having trouble passing gas.

People: That's nothing a fracking won't fix.
by onehandcrabbing February 21, 2012
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