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the act of intentionally setting off on a course of drunkeness that some may never find.
A state of complete drunkeness.
Did you see that, Buck? He's completely shitplowed after chugging a fifth of jager and chasing it with two red bulls.
by Nate M. January 31, 2006
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A portmanteau of carpe diem, a Latin phrase that means “Seize the Day!” and DM, which stands for Direct Messages. This word means seizing the day via DMs.
Dude 1: Bro I just got Arnold Schwarzenegger’s number!
Dude 2: Carpe DM, bro, Carpe DM.
by LolWut098 December 30, 2020
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To be heavily intoxicated to the point of near blackout.
tanked,gone
This girl was so shit plowed last night that she couldn't tell I slipped her the index.
by Rhinoplaster April 06, 2008
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