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A peice of shit Internet Service Provider located in Brockville, Ontario, Canada. Legally referred to as "RipNet."

Hey, did you get my email last night?

No, man. I couldn't get on.. I've got Shitnet.
by SteveCooper August 05, 2008
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(noun) A successful type of theft which results in an acceptable, impressive and rewarding payday for the protagonist.
Last night, hit a good lick. I brought home three figures easy for about two hours worth of my time. Not too bad I don't think.
by Nikki Stixx January 18, 2021
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Internet that has very shitty speeds. Most people pity you because of this.
Herp: Hey Derp! Wanna play GTA V
Derp: As long it's not on your shitnet!
by pantu5 April 01, 2017
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