1) Someone who is being an idiot.

2) A really gross loaf of bread.

A portmanteau of carpe diem, a Latin phrase that means “Seize the Day!” and DM, which stands for Direct Messages. This word means seizing the day via DMs.

A Shit loaf is when you have fallen down because you are so drunk you accidently shit yourself. Hours later when you wake up in a pool of you own vomit (well you hope its your own vomit) you find that a shit loaf has developed in your pants.

A Shit loaf is basically just a slab of shit stuck to the back of your leg.

1. An immense amount; usually describes a large amount of something unfavorable.

2. A typo of the more common slang word "shitload". While they mean the same thing, "shitloaf" is a lighter way of saying it and it gives a slightly comical edge to the statement.

One whose loaf is entirely composed of fecal matter.

See also, load (disambiguation)

someone shits on the ground and puts it into a meatloaf mold cooks it in the oven and then eats it

someone shits on the ground and puts it into a meatloaf mold cooks it in the oven and then eats it