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Little clumps of shit that get caught in the hair around the ass of long haired dogs and cats. It could be used for people, I suppose but if you're getting anything bigger than a dinkleberry, you probably need to trim your ass hair.
"Hey...sniff, sniff...what stinks? Ewwwwwwwww...that cat has shitlings."
by Hyde43 December 27, 2005
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May 29 Word of the Day
Mercury retrograde is the act of taking a shit whilst mooning one or more human beings. Your day can typically being going well, according to your horoscope, until you are forced into witnessing Mercury retrograde. Performing Mercury retrograde will often speed the astrological cycle forward for the individual performing the Mercury retrograde, bringing about happy and fruitful times to come.
As the sun sank down over the pier, the children fishing gazed in horror as the lard-ass on his flat bottom boat sent the lakeshore into Mercury retrograde.
by BatWingg May 17, 2021
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A shitling is a term used when defining a dirty orphan on the side of the road. (Be careful not to mistake for naturally brown orphans of the Indian and African American race.) It is also the proper word for babies born from infertile.
I saw a shitling on the side of the road the other day, it was so cute.
by Narnaoooo February 08, 2011
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A word used to describe your offspring. Especially those that are assholes 95% of the time.
Wonder what that shitling got into today?

Come here you little shitling.
by Motherbear514 July 14, 2018
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When a piece of shits births a baby. Shitling.
Don’t even remind about Jessica and her shitlings!
by spelljeff June 10, 2020
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