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Any reading material (i.e. books, comics, magazines, etc.) that one takes into the bathroom to read during a bowel movement. No matter the condition of the reading material, once it has been taken to the bathroom, it becomes shitlature.
Steve: Hey man, don't you have a copy of the Collected Works of Edgar Allan Poe?
Dave: Yeah. You can borrow it if you want. It's in the bathroom in the magazine rack.
Steve: Hell no man! I don't want your shitlature!
Dave: Yeah. You can borrow it if you want. It's in the bathroom in the magazine rack.
Steve: Hell no man! I don't want your shitlature!
by Bathroom Reader November 15, 2012
Sep 16 Word of the Day
(noun) A successful type of theft which results in an acceptable, impressive and rewarding payday for the protagonist.
Last night, hit a good lick. I brought home three figures easy for about two hours worth of my time. Not too bad I don't think.
by Nikki Stixx January 18, 2021