What my manager, Pat Schroeder, calls me on a daily basis.

Safety Bob's bent arm

Being intoxicated to the point of no return; very high level of intoxication.

So damn drunk your ass don't remember shit...
Also see shit faced...

what old people sometimes call hands

Derogatory name given by soldiers to the ancient CH-47 Chinook helicopter, many of which have been flying since the late 60s and early 70s. They are interesting choppers, but have a bad tendency to be shot down in places like Iraq.

The Chinook helicopter is often referred to as a Shithook. So sad.