Assface: "Shitfuck, I forgot my keys"
Assfucker:"Go get them!"

Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak

person A: dude by the way those bumps down there are herpes.
person B: shit fuck!!!!!!!

*stubs pinky toe on chair*
Oh Shit-Fuck! That hurt!

Shitfuck! Where is the god damn twinkies?

"You sir, are undeniably a true shitfuck in every sense of the word."

The car is over there shitfuck