James: How many times have you taken a shit today?

Sharlene: I have taken six dumps today.

James: You are my little shitesaurus.

ex. (talking to a friend on fbook chat)

person 1: hey man whats going on tonight
person 2: i gotta go to the bathroom il poopt you

or

person 1: whatsup man what are you doing?
person 2: poopting you