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like chit chatting, but you are talking to people online with your laptop while in the process of taking a shit
by ttsmith04 July 13, 2008
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When someone is bored while taking a shit so they text you, but once they're done shitting they're not interested in talking to you anymore.
Person One (on shitter) sends shit chat text: Hey man.
Person Two text: Hey, what up?
Person One (done shitting): never replies
Person Two text: Hey, what up?
Person One (done shitting): never replies
by i'mcuttingedge July 19, 2015
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A phenomenon peculiar to the Savages of this world. Shit chat can be described as self-delusional ideas of grandeur spouted to the unfortunate few.
This can involve boasting, hubris and serious hyperbole in reference to:-
1) Muscle Size
2) General Strength
3) Acceleration and Speed
4) Pro Evo Ability
5) Allure to the Ladies
6) Rugby Ability
7) General Popularity
This can involve boasting, hubris and serious hyperbole in reference to:-
1) Muscle Size
2) General Strength
3) Acceleration and Speed
4) Pro Evo Ability
5) Allure to the Ladies
6) Rugby Ability
7) General Popularity
If the bouncer tries to take the pimp stick off me, I will beat him to a pulp with it. Response : Does anyone smell something? It kind of smells like Shit chat to me.
by El Porter April 30, 2006
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the act of texting, rather than talking especially at work, on the phone about nonsensical stuff and the on-goings of life while taking a shit.
Dude, I had so much stuff to do at the work today but I had to drop a line and figured I would kill two birds with one stone and just shit-chat with ya!
by Eyeball Ray August 05, 2011
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Jenni: Hey boyfriend, what are you doing right now?
Justine: I'm not shit chatting, if that's what you mean.
Jenni: OMG! What was that "plunk" sound??? It's over, you f***ing pig!
Justine: I'm not shit chatting, if that's what you mean.
Jenni: OMG! What was that "plunk" sound??? It's over, you f***ing pig!
by iconoguy December 12, 2009
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i walked in on my mom shitchatting with my grandma about how ratchet she is.
Girls who Shit Chat. obviously have nothing better to do.
Girls who Shit Chat. obviously have nothing better to do.
by the buggg October 19, 2012
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the prossess of chitchating about something that is a combination of gossip and backstabbing with a few obsenities thrown in the mix
Person 1: Hey did you here what Alicia was saying about Massie to Claire?
Person 2: Just forget about it, they were just shitchating
Person 2: Just forget about it, they were just shitchating
by DarbyLou December 19, 2008