To get absorbinantly drunk, high, or a combination of both to the point where you are well-beyond "Shit-Faced"
"I've got a 2-4,and a Quarter-O, you wanna get Shit-Canned?"
by D-i-Z August 29, 2005
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1. To become extremely intoxicated on alcohol.

2. TO scrap a project, plan or action.
1. We couldn't drive home from the bar because we had all gotton too shitcanned.

2. I say we shitcan this operation.
by TulsaDawg April 13, 2003
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To get paralytic on illicit substances or exceedingly drunk
"Oi TD, where's those pingers ? Let's get SHITCANNED !!!"
by Da Chicken Man June 02, 2007
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verb; adverb; noun; to be placed in an area of unwanted remembrance, to put or attempt to put (as humanly possible) any person place or thing with all the other shit that has been cluttering up your life and apparently serves no useful purpose.
My employer jus shitcanned me...fugem !

I just shitcanned javascript, it's useless.

My old lady just slept with her ex , she's shitcanned in my life.

There's a live volcano erupting on Maui, I guess our vacation's shitcanned.
by terryzz February 25, 2009
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1.) To be terminated by an employer due to a "No call, No Show."
2.) To be fired for not showing up for your shift at work.
Dylan didn't feel like going to work at his Subway job one day when he woke up in the morning. He didn't call in sick or give his employer any notification about skipping work. Dylan got, "Shit-Canned," from Subway.
by Nuggyman420 March 30, 2009
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to get shit canned, another way to say having got screwed over.
Hey, man, when where you going to tell me?
What do you want me to say? He shit-canned me.
by Italian Stallion September 09, 2005
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Usually a way to say someone is fired.

But can also mean that they've been fuckin' owned.
by Wasabimoto August 13, 2009
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