Urban Dictionary: shitassed

a combination of shit and ass lol

hey shitass, wanna see me shit from my ass

by pseudonym ツ November 16, 2020

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Your friend in Minecraft that's always better than you in every way, but you still always challenge him, and make fun of him despite that.

Hey shitass, wanna see me speed-bridge?

by bsdims October 26, 2020

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The worst Minecraft player in the world. He just sucks and is trash.

'Hey Shitass, wanna see me speed bridge?"

by MeEeEeN October 21, 2020

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used to describe an unintelligent bank one teller and/or customer service representative

That bitch over there is a real shitass.

That fucking shitass better remove those service fees from my account.

by enraged bank one customer February 14, 2005

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A word describing any object

Go get the shitass over there for me. No, the square shitass not the round one!

by RobKNC July 07, 2006

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defication of fecal matter with high enough fat content to warrant over five anal wipings; often accompanies diarrhea; especially inconvenient for blind people

song; genre: blues; 1997 by Edwin Fish III; lyric:

"Got a bad case o' shitass,
Just won't go away,
Usin' up the toilet paper,
Like it's goin' outta style,
Usin' up the toilet paper,
So I'll be here awhile,
Got a bad case o' shitass,
Gwine keep me on the toilet all day."

by Jed Gould January 22, 2004

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Anything and everything that you can't immediately think of the name of.

Hey, Jeff, could you hand me that . . . the uh shitass over there?

by Hoff88 May 07, 2012

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