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An idiot; one who seems to have shit instead of brains, thus severely limiting their thought capacity.
Hey shit-for-brains, you fucked up again didn't you?
by progamer124 January 18, 2003
Jul 26 Word of the Day
Noun: a friend who is usually only called upon by a friend when a more primary/prominent friend is unavailable.
Taken from the term “second string” in an athletic competition situation. In football, if the star quarterback gets injured during a play, the second string is called off the bench to replace him/her. A “Second String Friend” is essentially benched until needed, if ever.
Synonyms: Plan B, Second Choice, Secondary Friend, Benched Until Needed
Taken from the term “second string” in an athletic competition situation. In football, if the star quarterback gets injured during a play, the second string is called off the bench to replace him/her. A “Second String Friend” is essentially benched until needed, if ever.
Synonyms: Plan B, Second Choice, Secondary Friend, Benched Until Needed
I got a call from X the other night. She had an extra ticket to a concert she bought for a friend, but they couldn’t make it so she called me to ask if I wanted to go because I am her Second String Friend.
by Deus-ex-machina August 26, 2020
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Stupidity; idiocy; etc. A person who has "shit for brains" behaves stupidly. "Shit for brains" refers to brainlessness.
by RC59 September 04, 2013
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1. "What a shit for brains thing to do."
2. "That shit for brains Bob left the oven on when he left for Jamaica."
2. "That shit for brains Bob left the oven on when he left for Jamaica."
by Famous Mortimer January 24, 2003
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It means that someone is extremely stupid that they don't have a functional brain, instead they have shit (meaning nothing) where their brain is supposed to be.
Person # 1: Where the hell is Ray?
Person # 2: I don't know, I don't think he's coming tonight.
Person # 1: He's such a fucking idiot, he's ruining it for me too, I swear he has shit for brains!"
Person # 2: I don't know, I don't think he's coming tonight.
Person # 1: He's such a fucking idiot, he's ruining it for me too, I swear he has shit for brains!"
by LILR1 July 22, 2008
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A serious medical condition where fecal matter has replaced brain matter. Dangerous, but with low mortality rate.
Symptoms: Verbal diarrhea, poor decision making skills and acne.
Cure: There is no known cure, recommend quarantine from general populace.
Symptoms: Verbal diarrhea, poor decision making skills and acne.
Cure: There is no known cure, recommend quarantine from general populace.
Exhibit A: George W Bush - Ran up a big bill, couldn't find a WMD or Osama in 2 terms.
Exhibit B: Everyone who voted for him.
Exhibit C: Most politicians.
Usage: Your alcoholic dad has shit for brains, you are a credit to the family.
Exhibit B: Everyone who voted for him.
Exhibit C: Most politicians.
Usage: Your alcoholic dad has shit for brains, you are a credit to the family.
by Bushwhacked June 25, 2011
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noun; any animal having shit substituted for brains in the region of the skull: a direct result of having ones head up ones ass
by green giant March 08, 2003