an alternative way of politely asking someone to fuck off. it is more funny to use in conversation as not many people say it.

The act of extreme masturbation. You must "knock one out" whilst in close proximity to any of the following; Your mum, a nun, your boss, a member of parliament, George Michael. A person with capabilities to act upon catching you mid self-abuse obvisouly ups the ante. Ejaculation must be reached before your danger wank target comes (no pun intended) to investigate. The higher the chances of being discovered with one's pants down, pulling one's war face is obviously where the danger comes from. The more danger involved the harder (or softer) it is to complete the task in hand (snigger). The more dangerous the better. The chance of being arrested, pummeled by an angry father or having your hand severed by an arab's sabre means that you are a pro "Danger wanker."

same as saying fuck off but better
You say it to someone if they're bein a berk

A bit like fuckoff but milder. Suitable for children to use.

To be angry at one another.

Competition to assess who can shit the fastest

a word used to offend people who point out grammatical spelling areas on graffiti on a bus window