NOUN: shit

1. Crap, poop, turd, solid human or animal waste, excrement, faeces, crud, dung, defecation, excretion, fecal matter, feculence, deuce, manure, stool, or any kind of waste is commonly referred to as ‘Number Two.’

ADJECTIVE: shit, shitty

2. A word used to describe a person who is incredibly shitty or does shitty things.

3. A word used to describe an object negatively.

4. A word that is sometimes used to replace the word, ‘stuff.’

VERB: shitting

1. Can be put in sentences to emphasise them, for example: ‘Are you fucking shitting me?’

2. When a living thing releases waste from their body.

‘Shit’ can also be put at the start of specific words to turn them into an insult or negative phrase.

For example, shithead, shitface, shithole, shitfuck, etc.

‘Shit’ can also be included in phrases, like fuck the shit or fixing shit.
‘The quality of this product is literal shit.’

‘I need to take a shit.’

‘He’s shitting in the restroom.’

The mechanic is fixing my shit.’
by shitweasel October 20, 2019
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1. a word used to describe the face of an ugly person
2. a small animal--of various shapes and sizes--that is formed in the rectum and born in a toilet bowl
3. good stuff
4. soul food
1. "hey man lemme have a sniff...*whiff* ahh...that the shit dog!"

2.person1:hey you see that guy
person2:which guy, G?
person1:that one!!
person2:WHICH guy motha fucka
person1:The one whose face looks like shit
person2:Ohhhh. Yeah. Yeah I see him, what about him dog?
person1:lets go jump his ass
person2: lets go jump his face
person1: hahahahaha. Aight.

3.person1: hey man move out ma way
person2: I aint in yo way sun
person1: lemme say it again, move out ma way
person2: Hey yo wha the fuck wit da attitude bitch, what? WHAT?*gettinin face* WHAT THE FUCK YOU GON' DO MAN???
person1: *click of magnum*
person2:YOA!!holy SHIT Dog! I-I-I was just playin... you listenin?? I was just...Shit!!!!....*BOOM*

4. kid: Hey mommy can we eat out tonight?
mother:go and ask your father
kid: daddy can we eat out tonight?
dad: go and ask you mother
kid: mom, can we eat out tonight?
mom: Look, kid, i said ask your damn father.
kid: dad, can we eat out tonight?
dad: I already told you son!!! Go and ask that slutty bitch in the kitchen.
kid: mom, dad said i should go and ask you, bitch.
mom: what did you say you little SHIT!?!?!
kid: i said can we eat out tonight?
mom: *pulls out meat cleaver*
kid: shit mommy, SHIT.
mom: wha the fuck you say now, bitch
kid: SHIT!!!!! put that away mommy, your scaring me
dad: is she exposing herself again?? GOD DAMMIT!!! *enters kitchen*
SHIT. SHITTIDY SHITS SHAT SHIT ON ME!!! What have you done woman???
by Dr.dru January 3, 2008
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1.A word to describe our meaningless desolate and ugly lives we live.
2. Whatever the hell is on the bathroom walls
1. My life is utter shit.
2. What the hell is that SHIT on the bathroom walls.
by Erin February 25, 2003
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A she/him/it
a 's-h-it'

an uncategorized gender.

a hermaphrodite or he/she
that shit is daang ugly

wow I could be a bi if I tapped that shit

shit I want an icecream.
-Hey! dont call me names.
I wasn't...??

shitoramadingdongalooertingjajg
by Renapple March 18, 2007
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1. Most popularly used as an interjection without the stigma of sexual inappropriateness with words such as fuck or faggot or cocksucker.

2. To move one's bowels, to eliminate.

3. One's less valued personal possessions, most commonly used to describe debatably useless junk, drugs (ie good shit).
1. Shit! Shit shit shit shit shit shit!

2. I just shat on a truly monstrous magnitude.

3. Why doesn't he just pick this shit up?
by ShockTsunami November 3, 2002
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