Urban Dictionary: shit's on you

When someone beats you up so bad that you are bloodied, unable to stand without help, and barely conscious.

Roy: Did you know Cody said you're gonna be getting the shit beat out of you when you show up to practice?

Brice: I think I'll be the one beating the shit out of that fucker!

by Nel the wicked October 26, 2006

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If you throw a shit into the room, you better be able to lock the door

If you make a controversial statement, it is best you have the evidence to support it.

Mark: I'm thinking of telling Evgeny that Communism is overrated
*shocked faces*
Adam: Mate, if you throw a shit into the room, you better be able to lock the door!

by Hoonta January 16, 2012

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Don't shit where you eat

When a Nurse desperately fancies a student nurse but won't admit it incase she gets in trouble/falls in love.

Hey, I'm really wanna bang that big strong student but I you don't shit where you eat

by Svsbsbsb November 20, 2020

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i'll beat the shit out of you

1. Someone will try to severely hurt you.
2. Some men say this to a woman, before doing her.

1. You better shut up or I'll beat the shit out of you.
2. Girl, take off your pants, I'll beat the shit out of you.

by vizzreal December 18, 2016

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I'm fucking the shit out of you

It means we are having sex until you cum and you suck tf out of my dick

Tonight I'm fucking the shit out of you

by I'mcumonmegirl January 31, 2021

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i shit love you

A horribly translated version of something nobody even gives a shit about.

From see you one eye, I shit love you.

by Qu_ge June 25, 2021

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shit's on you

It's your responsibility or your fault that something happens.

Hey, man, don't blame me for this one. This shit's on you.

by Kent North November 13, 2015

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