Yo, why did you shave of your stupid ass shit whig?.........Man, the doctor said I got this mangy ass scalp condition from some sort of bugs living in my naps....and it might even cause some balding!

"I had a lot of cartoon characters that used to get me sexually aroused as a kid... The female reindeer from the Rudolph claymation series, when I was in preschool, I used to be bricked up watching that shit." -Jack Harlow