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shit tickets
Toilet Tissue
/
Toilet Paper
...
plain
and simple.
I'm going to be in here for
a while
, we're
outta
godamn
shit tickets
by
Dingle Boy
August 14, 2003
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shit tickets
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May 4 Word of the Day
Carpe DM
A portmanteau of
carpe diem
, a Latin phrase that means “
Seize the Day
!” and DM, which stands for Direct Messages. This word means
seizing
the day via DMs.
Dude 1:
Bro
I just got
Arnold Schwarzenegger
’s
number
!
Dude 2: Carpe DM,
bro
, Carpe DM.
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LolWut098
December 30, 2020
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Shit Ticket
Toilet Paper
. Usually the
cheap
crap that they give you
at work
.
I had an awful case of
Green Apple Quickstep
but ran
outta
Shit Tickets
.
by
its426
October 22, 2003
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Shit Ticket
neck gaiter and mug.
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shit ticket
euphemism
for
toilet paper
Hey man, you're outta
shit tickets
. How's about
runnin'
to the store
real quick
? I can't get up.
by
osbo
November 04, 2002
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shit ticket
mug for your bunkmate Jovana.
4
Shit tickets
Toilet paper
, usually
single
ply
but sometimes multi-ply.
I have to go
to the store and buy
some shit
tickets
by
Simon Callahan
September 24, 2010
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Shit tickets
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5
shit tickets
one uses to
wipe
with after
going
to the
bathroom
Did you get
the shit
tickets
because i
got to go
to the show
by
Paula Esquivel
November 21, 2007
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shit tickets
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6
Shit Ticket
a piece
of
toilet paper
"I need to
wipe my ass
, but
I'm all
out of shit
tickets!"
by
Luke Swiderski
October 07, 2003
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Shit Ticket
neck gaiter and mug.
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