a pair of assless chaps in which the person who is wearing them has forgotten to wipe his ass after shitting

What eminem describes himself as in the song Won`t Back Down (ft. Pink)

To confuse and bewilder, usually by providing little to no actual helpful life-hacks.

A butthole stained in shit, if you see one of these you got yourself into a pretty bad situation

A shit stain so dense that even your insurance provider couldn't cover it.

Someone who leaves a mark on your life you hope that no one else notices. You do your best to clean them up right away attempting to hide any odor, or prevent further markings. Later, you give them a good scrubbing, hoping they have not permanently stained the fabric of your existence

That brown spot in your pants that has been there since last week